# Chris Abraham
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 11,42-46
*2026-10-14* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/14/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
42 The Lord said: "Woe to you Pharisees! You pay tithes of mint and of rue and of every garden herb, but you pay no attention to judgment and to love for God. These you should have done, without overlooking the others.
43 Woe to you Pharisees! You love the seat of honor in synagogues and greetings in marketplaces.
44 Woe to you! You are like unseen graves over which people unknowingly walk."
45 Then one of the scholars of the law said to him in reply, "Teacher, by saying this you are insulting us too."
46 And he said, "Woe also to you scholars of the law! You impose on people burdens hard to carry, but you yourselves do not lift one finger to touch them."
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# I am a Jesus freak
*2026-10-10* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/10/i-am-a-jesus-freak.html
I don't need the church to exist to be a Jesus freak, and I don't need Jesus to have existed in order to be a Jesus freak, and I don't even need God to exist to be a Jesus freak, and I don't need the power of the Holy Spirit to be a Jesus freak. Jesus could be some sort of avatar, a descendant of many other virgin-born messianic children, and it doesn't matter; I'm still a Jesus freak. Jesus could be a conspiracy to fool people, an opiate of the masses, and I would still be a Jesus freak. I could find out that it's all the Anunnaki, all aliens, all experimenters, that America is a terrarium and the Earth is a terrarium and the world is a terrarium, and I would still be a Jesus freak. The Bible could be fan fiction, the Gospels could be fan fiction; they could be completely derivative, based on other formative religious texts and works, or they could have been fomented to create a subculture of cattle-like pacifist people, and I could find all that out and still be a Jesus freak, because I'm a Jesus freak in spite of all those things.
And I have aphantasia. I have no mind's eye. When I close my eyes, there's nothing there: no pictures, no faces, no light, no dove descending, no Sacred Heart glowing in the dark. All around me, people are tripping balls over Jesus. They see Him, they feel Him in their bodies, they speak in tongues, they get visions and visitations and goosebumps and tears. I get none of it. I'm mostly lizard brain. I look at the world raw, with no AR and no VR, no overlay, no special effects, just the thing in front of me. Nobody's pumping a spiritual light show into my skull, and I'm still a Jesus freak.
I'm pretty sure all those things are true, and it doesn't diminish my Jesus freakiness one iota.
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 11,15-26
*2026-10-09* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/09/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
15 When Jesus had driven out a demon, some of the crowd said: "By the power of Beelzebul, the prince of demons, he drives out demons."
16 Others, to test him, asked him for a sign from heaven.
17 But he knew their thoughts and said to them, "Every kingdom divided against itself will be laid waste and house will fall against house.
18 And if Satan is divided against himself, how will his kingdom stand? For you say that it is by Beelzebul that I drive out demons.
19 If I, then, drive out demons by Beelzebul, by whom do your own people drive them out? Therefore they will be your judges.
20 But if it is by the finger of God that I drive out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you.
21 When a strong man fully armed guards his palace, his possessions are safe.
22 But when one stronger than he attacks and overcomes him, he takes away the armor on which he relied and distributes the spoils.
23 Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters."
24 When an unclean spirit goes out of someone, it roams through arid regions searching for rest but, finding none, it says, 'I shall return to my home from which I came.'
25 But upon returning, it finds it swept clean and put in order.
26 Then it goes and brings back seven other spirits more wicked than itself who move in and dwell there, and the last condition of that person is worse than the first."
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# 2026-10-08
*2026-10-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/08/se-guns-culture-crime-policing.html
S11E1: Guns: Culture, Crime & Policing in America
[thechrisabrahamshow.com/episodes/...](https://thechrisabrahamshow.com/episodes/2026/10/s11e1-guns-culture-crime-policing-in-america.html)
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# 2026-10-08
*2026-10-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/08/every-conservative-and-republican-would.html
Every conservative and Republican would agree with Malcolm Gladwell about having 10x more police, ironically.
[pca.st/episode/6...](https://pca.st/episode/67906d69-cd67-42d2-a2e1-0dcd34dca666)
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# 2026-10-08
*2026-10-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/08/every-episode-of-the-chris.html
Every episode of The Chris Abraham Show since 2019, all 455 of them, now lives in one place with show notes and full transcripts. Politics, AI, SEO, D&D, fitness, and South Arlington life. Season 11 is on its way. [thechrisabrahamshow.com](https://thechrisabrahamshow.com/)
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 11,5-13
*2026-10-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/08/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
5 Jesus said to his disciples: "Suppose one of you has a friend to whom he goes at midnight and says, 'Friend, lend me three loaves of bread,
6 for a friend of mine has arrived at my house from a journey and I have nothing to offer him,'
7 and he says in reply from within, 'Do not bother me; the door has already been locked and my children and I are already in bed. I cannot get up to give you anything.'
8 I tell you, if he does not get up to give him the loaves because of their friendship, he will get up to give him whatever he needs because of his persistence.
9 And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
10 For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.
11 What father among you would hand his son a snake when he asks for a fish?
12 Or hand him a scorpion when he asks for an egg?
13 If you then, who are wicked, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will the Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him?"
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# 2026-10-07
*2026-10-07* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/07/state-of-the-bb-a.html
State of the bb: A Week of Breaking Blackbox Made It My First Lieutenant: Fifty-three commits, 139 tests, five dollars of AI, and every one of my sloppy sentences turned into a feature [chrisabraham.substack.com/p/state-o...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/state-of-the-bb-a-week-of-breaking)
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 11,1-4 1
*2026-10-07* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/07/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
Jesus was praying in a certain place, and when he had finished, one of his disciples said to him, "Lord, teach us to pray just as John taught his disciples."
2 He said to them, "When you pray, say: Father, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come.
3 Give us each day our daily bread4 and forgive us our sins for we ourselves forgive everyone in debt to us, and do not subject us to the final test."
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# 2026-10-07
*2026-10-07* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/07/i-just-picture-these-two.html
I just picture these two prigs clutching their partisan pearls—love it!
> "Morning Joe" torched Trump over his comments about letting Iran "take out" LA and San Diego.
[www.thewrap.com/media-pla...](https://www.thewrap.com/media-platforms/journalism/morning-joe-trump-iran-nuke-los-angeles-san-diego-video/)
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# 2026-10-06
*2026-10-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/06/senior-seo-help-from-the.html
Senior SEO help, from the person who does the work [christopherabraham.com](https://christopherabraham.com)
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# 2026-10-06
*2026-10-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/06/musturbation-albert-ellis-term-is.html
Musturbation, Albert Ellis' term, is insisting the world must behave as it should and treating every gap as an injustice. Twelve-step programs answer it with acceptance: expectations are premeditated resentments. Stake everything on how life ought to work and reality runs the experiment.
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# Musturbation
*2026-10-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/06/musturbation.html
Musturbation, Albert Ellis' term, is the habit of insisting the world must behave as it should and treating every gap between should and is as an injustice. Psychologists list should statements as a core cognitive distortion. Twelve-step programs answer it with acceptance: expectations are premeditated resentments. People who stake everything on how life ought to work make themselves the experiment, and reality decides the outcome.
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# 2026-10-06
*2026-10-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/06/most-assume-sex-with-someone.html
Most assume sex with someone too drunk to consent is rape. In 19 states, including New York, it isn't unless they were drugged without their knowledge. Voluntary intoxication means proving force or a clear "no." Campus codes treat any incapacitation as misconduct.
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 10,38-42
*2026-10-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/06/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
Luke 10,38-42
38 Jesus entered a village where a woman whose name was Martha welcomed him.
39 She had a sister named Mary who sat beside the Lord at his feet listening to him speak.
40 Martha, burdened with much serving, came to him and said, "Lord, do you not care that my sister has left me by myself to do the serving? Tell her to help me."
41 The Lord said to her in reply, "Martha, Martha, you are anxious and worried about many things.
42 There is need of only one thing. Mary has chosen the better part and it will not be taken from her."
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# 2026-10-05
*2026-10-05* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/05/chris-abraham-technical-consulting-ai.html
Chris Abraham: technical consulting, AI tools, and technical SEO: Experienced help for the digital work your business needs done [gerriscorp.com](https://gerriscorp.com/)
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# 2026-10-05
*2026-10-05* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/05/beloved-hawaii-landmark-holei-sea.html
Beloved Hawaii landmark Holei Sea Arch, a roughly 90-foot natural lava rock formation at Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, has collapsed into the ocean after standing along Hawaii Island’s coast for centuries. [www.sfgate.com/hawaii/ar...](https://www.sfgate.com/hawaii/article/holei-sea-arch-22458271.php)
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# 2026-10-04
*2026-10-04* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/04/ported-hill-mole-the-serial.html
Ported Hill Mole, the serial novel I wrote on a CGI Movable Type install from 2005 to 2022, over to GitHub Pages. All 309 entries, every original URL intact, feeds fixed, podcast feed back, dark mode for night reading. Nothing left on the server to break. [hillmole.com](https://hillmole.com)
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# 2026-10-04
*2026-10-04* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/04/i-love-this-so-muchyou.html
I love this so much—you will too!
> Tommy Lee Jones Has Been an Alien in Japan for 20 Years
> For over two decades, Tommy Lee Jones has appeared in hundreds of Japanese canned coffee commercials playing a grumpy alien studying humanity.
[youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dk7oj6_qj3I&si=HO9N5eEeTPkqQB6L)
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Matthew 21,33-43
*2026-10-04* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/04/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
33 Jesus said to the chief priests and the elders of the people: "Hear another parable. There was a landowner who planted a vineyard, put a hedge around it, dug a wine press in it, and built a tower. Then he leased it to tenants and went on a journey.
34 When vintage time drew near, he sent his servants to the tenants to obtain his produce.
35 But the tenants seized the servants and one they beat, another they killed, and a third they stoned.
36 Again he sent other servants, more numerous than the first ones, but they treated them in the same way.
37 Finally, he sent his son to them, thinking, 'They will respect my son.'
38 But when the tenants saw the son, they said to one another, 'This is the heir. Come, let us kill him and acquire his inheritance.'
39 They seized him, threw him out of the vineyard, and killed him.
40 What will the owner of the vineyard do to those tenants when he comes?"
41 They answered him, "He will put those wretched men to a wretched death and lease his vineyard to other tenants who will give him the produce at the proper times."
42 Jesus said to them, "Did you never read in the scriptures: 'The stone that the builders rejected has become the cornerstone; by the Lord has this been done, and it is wonderful in our eyes'?
43 Therefore, I say to you, the kingdom of God will be taken away from you and given to a people that will produce its fruit.
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# 2026-10-02
*2026-10-02* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/02/im-curious-how-this-will.html
I'm curious how this will all play out in the end.
> Experts in sexual assault cases said it may not be easy to win a conviction on the rape allegations that Jane Doe has made against fraternity members.
[www.nytimes.com/2026/10/0...](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/nyregion/cornell-investigation-prosecution-challenges.html)
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# 2026-10-01
*2026-10-01* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/01/fascinating-listen-every-man-a.html
Fascinating listen:
> Every Man a Slave? Huey Long as a Model for the Wrong Kind of Populism
[mises.org/podcasts/...](https://mises.org/podcasts/audio-mises-wire/every-man-slave-huey-long-model-wrong-kind-populism)
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# 2026-10-01
*2026-10-01* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/01/i-turned-blackbox-from-a.html
I Turned Blackbox From a Toy Into a Working Secretary in One Eight-Hour Claude Code Hackathon Claude Code, a $6 Droplet, and about $30 in credits turned my command-line toy into a secretary that never forgets. [chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-turne...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-turned-blackbox-from-a-toy-into)
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 10,1-12
*2026-10-01* — https://chrisa.org/2026/10/01/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
1 The Lord Jesus appointed seventy-two others whom he sent ahead of him in pairs to every town and place he intended to visit.
2 He said to them, "The harvest is abundant but the laborers are few; so ask the master of the harvest to send out laborers for his harvest.
3 Go on your way; behold, I am sending you like lambs among wolves.
4 Carry no money bag, no sack, no sandals; and greet no one along the way.
5 Into whatever house you enter, first say, 'Peace to this household.'
6 If a peaceful person lives there, your peace will rest on him; but if not, it will return to you.
7 Stay in the same house and eat and drink what is offered to you, for the laborer deserves his payment. Do not move about from one house to another.
8 Whatever town you enter and they welcome you, eat what is set before you,
9 cure the sick in it and say to them, 'The kingdom of God is at hand for you.'"
10 Whatever town you enter and they do not receive you, go out into the streets and say,
11 'The dust of your town that clings to our feet, even that we shake off against you.' Yet know this: the kingdom of God is at hand.
12 I tell you, it will be more tolerable for Sodom on that day than for that town.
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# 2026-09-30
*2026-09-30* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/30/talongrips.html
.@talongrips
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# 2026-09-30
*2026-09-30* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/30/this-is-what-i-stumbled.html
This is what I stumbled upon in my building's parking lot this morning while walking to Starbucks: brand new Toyota RAV4 on its belly sans wheels and tires. Very surprising.
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# 2026-09-30
*2026-09-30* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/30/trigger-warning-the-whiteness-debate.html
TRIGGER WARNING: The Whiteness Debate No One Wants #basedhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=lHkgkPF8z0s&si=DwSADIyaD2HEuXUD
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# 2026-09-29
*2026-09-29* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/29/a-tariff-primer-for-americans.html
A Tariff Primer for Americans
> Why the price going up is the whole point
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/a-tarif...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/a-tariff-primer-for-americans?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-29
*2026-09-29* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/29/beaters-only-im-selling-everything.html
Beaters Only
> I'm selling everything I have to be careful with.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/beaters...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/beaters-only?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-28
*2026-09-28* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/28/identity-and-class-are-incompatible.html
Identity and class are incompatible, methinks
[www.economist.com/united-st...](https://www.economist.com/united-states/2026/09/03/woke-1-was-about-identity-woke-2-is-about-class)
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# 2026-09-28
*2026-09-28* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/28/i-mean.html
I mean, 糟糕的事情发生了
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# 2026-09-28
*2026-09-28* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/28/whoever-is-not-against-you.html
"Whoever is not against you is for you"—Luke 9,46-50
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# 2026-09-27
*2026-09-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/27/because-i-have-aphantasia-im.html
Because I have aphantasia I'm very resistant to being hypnotized but I cluck like a chicken now
[www.facebook.com/share/r/1...](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19hcn12i7Y/)
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# 2026-09-27
*2026-09-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/27/my-personal-medkit.html
My personal medkit.
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# 2026-09-27
*2026-09-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/27/very-interesting-and-earnest-discussion.html
Very interesting and earnest discussion. His nom is literally Boulé.
> Jamelle Bouie says voters are swayed more by identity than ideology. Who gets read as radical and whether anyone who isn't a white guy can run as a populist.
[www.npr.org/2026/09/2...](https://www.npr.org/2026/09/22/nx-s1-5976899/do-voters-want-woke)
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# 2026-09-27
*2026-09-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/27/to-be-the-salt-of.html
To be the "salt of the earth" means to live a life of high moral character, honesty, and positive influence that preserves and improves the world around you.
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# Salt and Light: Matthew 5:13-16
*2026-09-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/27/salt-and-light-matthew.html
13 “You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.
14 “You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. 15 Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. 16 In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Matthew 21,28-32 28
*2026-09-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/27/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
Jesus said to the chief priests and the elders of the people: "What is your opinion? A man had two sons. He came to the first and said, 'Son, go out and work in the vineyard today.'29 He said in reply, 'I will not,' but afterwards he changed his mind and went.30 The man came to the other son and gave the same order. He said in reply, 'Yes, sir,' but did not go.31 Which of the two did his father's will?" They answered, "The first." Jesus said to them, "Amen, I say to you, tax collectors and prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God before you.32 When John came to you in the way of righteousness, you did not believe him; but tax collectors and prostitutes did. Yet even when you saw that, you did not later change your minds and believe him." Copyright © Confraternity of Christian Doctrine, USCCB
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/if-you-can-take-it.html
If you can take it, it's yours. If you can keep it, it's yours. If you can't, it isn't. Your inheritance, your deed, the house you built, the land your people have lived on for a thousand years: it's yours only as long as you can hold it.
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/meritus-media-named-a-company.html
Meritus Media Named a 2026 Company of the Year Award Winner
> Meritus Media has been named a winner of the Company of the Year Awards Pacific USA 2026 in the Public Relations category by the Excellence Awards.
[meritusmedia.com/meritus-m...](https://meritusmedia.com/meritus-media-named-a-2026-company-of-the-year-award-winner/)
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/im-the-kind-of-guy.html
I'm the kind of guy who saw this Real Genius scene 30-40 years ago and thought immediately how negligent and how lucky that nobody was run through by the beam. A new level of negligent discharge. Am I the only one who thought immediately: I hope nobody was speared through?
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/this-is-the-most-usa.html
This is the most USA and Russia thing to do: fully AI-controlled autonomous war drones.
[archive.ph/hFYRo](https://archive.ph/hFYRo)
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/the-antirejection-drugs-are-tomahawks.html
The Anti-Rejection Drugs Are Tomahawks
> Minab, the ledger every president since 2001 has signed, and a warning I wrote in 2005
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-ant...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-anti-rejection-drugs-are-tomahawks?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/the-press-pass-is-a.html
The Press Pass Is a Promise
> Trump banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico. The shield they're reaching for only works on people who still believe it.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-pre...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-press-pass-is-a-promise?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/show-dont-tell-bridget-phetasy.html
Show, Don't Tell
> Bridget Phetasy, Brett Cooper, Reagan Conrad, and every woman and heretic who never gets flowers
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/show-do...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/show-dont-tell?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-26
*2026-09-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/26/once-bitten-wamu-and-the.html
Once Bitten
> WAMU and the Freedom Forum are throwing a First Amendment party at the Wharf today, and I'm all in with one eye open
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/once-bi...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/once-bitten?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-25
*2026-09-25* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/25/the-seo-aio-geo-and.html
The SEO, AIO, GEO, and AEO Roundup: Friday, September 25, 2026 [chrisabraham.com/blog/the-...](https://chrisabraham.com/blog/the-seo-aio-geo-and-aeo-roundup-friday-september-25-2026)
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# 2026-09-25
*2026-09-25* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/25/you-cant-legislate-a-junk.html
You Can’t Legislate a Junk Job Into a Good One
> Detroit's robots, DC's bulletproof lazy Susans, and the kiosks that followed California's $20 wage all ran the same math, and it ended the same way every time.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/you-can...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/you-cant-legislate-a-junk-job-into)
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# 2026-09-24
*2026-09-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/24/whos-going-to-pick-my.html
Who's Going to Pick My Cotton?
> The case for illegal immigration is a case for an underclass
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/whos-go...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/whos-going-to-pick-my-cotton?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-24
*2026-09-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/24/being-called-an-idiot-is.html
Being Called an Idiot Is Now a Flex
> The protocol police lost the room, and they’re the last to know
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/being-c...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/being-called-an-idiot-is-now-a-flex?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-24
*2026-09-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/24/did-nikole-hannahjones-accidentally-create.html
Did Nikole Hannah-Jones accidentally create a future Black conservative in her daughter?[nypost.com/2026/09/2...](https://nypost.com/2026/09/21/us-news/woke-nyt-1619-project-scribe-sent-daughter-as-sacrifice-to-dangerous-nyc-school-dubbed-little-rikers-island/)
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# 2026-09-24
*2026-09-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/24/fukuyama-on-us-liberal-democracy.html
Fukuyama on "U.S. liberal democracy." American republicanism is nothing like our export-only U.S. liberal democracy. Only the world gets that, Americans don't want it.
[www.pbs.org/wnet/aman...](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/amanpour-and-company/video/after-francis-fukuyamas-last-man-theory-came-donald-trump-znyt4p-2-2/)
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# 2026-09-23
*2026-09-23* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/23/trumps-greenland-demand-was-an.html
Trump’s Greenland Demand Was an Anchor, and Only the Press Took It Literally Take three hills, give back two, keep the one you wanted. The playbook has been in paperback since 1987.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/trumps-...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/trumps-greenland-demand-was-an-anchor)
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# Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Luke 9,1-6
*2026-09-23* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/23/holy-gospel-of-jesus-christ.html
1 Jesus summoned the Twelve and gave them power and authority over all demons and to cure diseases,2 and he sent them to proclaim the kingdom of God and to heal the sick.3 He said to them, "Take nothing for the journey, neither walking stick, nor sack, nor food, nor money, and let no one take a second tunic.4 Whatever house you enter, stay there and leave from there.5 And as for those who do not welcome you, when you leave that town, shake the dust from your feet in testimony against them."6 Then they set out and went from village to village proclaiming the good news and curing diseases everywhere.
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# 2026-09-23
*2026-09-23* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/23/ive-become-the-flashlight-on.html
I've become the flashlight on the visor guy.
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# 2026-09-22
*2026-09-22* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/22/six-years-of-writing-down.html
Six Years of Writing Down What I Can’t Remember, and the Machines That Keep Rewriting It: SDAM left me no autobiography except the one I publish. Then ChatGPT, Bard, and Google started quoting it back to me with improvements.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/six-yea...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/six-years-of-writing-down-what-i)
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# 2026-09-22
*2026-09-22* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/22/what-i-didnt-know-about.html
What I Didn’t Know About American Public Schools: Third-grade reading gates, teachers who stop grading, the “acting white” tax, and the daughter Nikole Hannah-Jones spent on a principle
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/what-i-...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/what-i-didnt-know-about-american)
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# 2026-09-21
*2026-09-21* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/21/111121.html
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# 2026-09-20
*2026-09-20* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/20/opera-houses-are-bourgeois-and.html
Opera Houses Are Bourgeois And Will Be Demolished
> Nobody's coming to save the Kennedy Center, and nobody should
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/opera-h...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/opera-houses-are-bourgeois-and-will)
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# 2026-09-20
*2026-09-20* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/20/thats-not-why-people-voted.html
That's not why people voted for Trump at all. It was always to deport everyone and anyone who doesn't possess legal residency or citizenship papers.
> "A removal order is a formal, legal command issued by an immigration judge or official requiring a non-citizen to leave the United States. It is the official modern term for what is commonly called deportation."
Trump was always just being a firebrand and using rhetoric to conflate illegal with criminal.
[www.washingtonpost.com/immigrati...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2026/08/28/how-ice-arrests-immigrants-with-no-criminal-record-are-soaring-under-trump/)
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# 2026-09-19
*2026-09-19* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/19/085048.html
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# 2026-09-19
*2026-09-19* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/19/085035.html
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# 2026-09-18
*2026-09-18* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/18/pretty-thin-intel-but-seems.html
Pretty thin intel but seems pretty obvious to me. How could there only be 22?
> More U.S. troops have died amid Iran war than Pentagon has disclosed publicly
[www.washingtonpost.com/national-...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/09/18/more-us-troops-have-died-amid-iran-war-than-pentagon-has-disclosed-publicly/)
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# 2026-09-18
*2026-09-18* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/18/i-thought-you-might-enjoy.html
I thought you might enjoy this tote I found that I had made years ago and that I have reintegrated into its use to carry my „Wasser” bottles (it's a Bean bag tote from when I lived in Berlin)
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# 2026-09-16
*2026-09-16* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/16/rslowjogging-nine-years-of-doing.html
r/slowjogging: Nine Years of Doing Exactly What It Said It Would A Japanese running method and the subreddit that kept the thread alive [chrisabraham.substack.com/p/rslowjo...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/rslowjogging-nine-years-of-doing)
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# 2026-09-13
*2026-09-13* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/13/how-the-left-actually-made.html
How the Left actually made the Right cool.
[youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DEL6A6gXlVc&si=mxIW_gMBhr6dLaJX)
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# 2026-09-11
*2026-09-11* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/11/before-it-was-twentyfive-years.html
Before It Was 9/11
> Twenty-five years later, I have the peculiar luxury of being able to read what I wrote when September 11 was still September 11.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/before-...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/before-it-was-911?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-11
*2026-09-11* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/11/damn-bridget-whats-with-intense.html
Damn, Bridget, what's with intense Muslim hate. Yikes!
> Twenty-five years late, but Bridget has decided she hates the phrase "Never Forget."
[youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8IxS-1L013E&si=K8BLf4Ejy-ZsKcdW)
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# 2026-09-10
*2026-09-10* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/10/on-megyn-kelly-today-former.html
On Megyn Kelly today, former Anthropic employee Jacob Coxon warned that AI could become an existential threat before the end of the decade. I didn't get to die from EMP, nukes, plague, peak oil, climate collapse, or a meteor. At this point, I'd love to experience an AI apocalypse.
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# 2026-09-10
*2026-09-10* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/10/democracy-was-liberalisms-delivery-vehicle.html
Democracy Was Liberalism’s Delivery Vehicle
> What happens when the people discover that the vehicle has a steering wheel?
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/democra...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/democracy-was-liberalisms-delivery?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-10
*2026-09-10* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/10/hollywood-is-embarrassed-by-you.html
Hollywood is Embarrassed By You
> Hollywood keeps spending hundreds of millions of dollars adapting beloved superheroes, fantasy worlds and nostalgic franchises
[youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HtRYFqvKjss&si=mgyJbFgYgT1VBptw)
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# 2026-09-10
*2026-09-10* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/10/a-what-is-fascism-im.html
A what is fascism 101
> I’m a Fascist, Apparently
[youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4jg1z48GUj8&si=uDlm0GvFXKUxoSQP)
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# 2026-09-09
*2026-09-09* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/09/nobody-deserves-anything-ubi-permanent.html
Nobody Deserves Anything
> UBI, permanent strike pay, protection, grace, mercy, and the question underneath all of it: Who owes what to whom, and why?
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/nobody-...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/nobody-deserves-anything?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-08
*2026-09-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/08/demanding-acceptance-is-not-self.html
Demanding acceptance is not self acceptance.
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# 2026-09-08
*2026-09-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/08/forty-percent-of-america-is.html
Forty Percent of America Is Objectively Rich: Every American commoner, every American peasant, every American prole, and every American striver is richer, on average, than anyone who has ever lived, except oligarchs. [chrisabraham.substack.com/p/forty-p...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/forty-percent-of-america-is-objectively)
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# 2026-09-08
*2026-09-08* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/08/sixty-percent-of-americans-arent.html
Sixty Percent of Americans Aren’t Poor. They Aren’t Rich.> Lacking a “minimal quality of life” relies on a definition that includes the complete package of middle-class security
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/sixty-p...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/sixty-percent-of-americans-arent?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-09-07
*2026-09-07* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/07/i-am-sorry-it-took.html
I am sorry it took me until 2026-09-07, today, at 56, to make the connection with a cartwheel, done by a little girl in the Spring, it literally an analog to this and isn't just a fantastic lovely word on its own... like a cart wheel.
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# 2026-09-06
*2026-09-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/06/antifa-is-not-your-greatgrandfather.html
Antifa Is Not Your Great-Grandfather
How Jim Crow, Eugenics, and Operation Paperclip Complicate the Myth of the Good War
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/antifa-...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/antifa-is-not-your-great-grandfather)
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# 2026-09-06
*2026-09-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/06/what-a-ride-so-good.html
What a ride. So good. Was slow to start. Worth sitting with it a while. Alice Black and Catherine Grace and hard to love at first. Show's called Furious.
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# 2026-09-06
*2026-09-06* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/06/super-lame-takedown-wsj-but.html
Super lame takedown, WSJ, but makes sense.
> BOMBSHELL Report on Senator John Fetterman STUNS
> Senator John Fetterman exposed in damning Wall Street Journal expose.
[youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ja1vNUbIFA&si=LMdgrXYs8UttIqsU)
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# 2026-09-04
*2026-09-04* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/04/i-already-have-a-entire.html
I already have a entire storage area filled with "We're #2!" foam fingers. I can't wait until America is number two or number three. Not being the hegemon will be so good for America. It's the only way for America to heal.
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# 2026-09-03
*2026-09-03* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/03/abdul-elsayed-is-listed-as.html
Abdul El-Sayed is listed as 5 feet, 9 inches tall (and previously at 5 feet, 8 inches in some older reports).
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# 2026-09-02
*2026-09-02* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/02/i-built-blackbox-before-i.html
I Built Blackbox Before I Could Talk Myself Out of It Today I turned a DigitalOcean button into a private, persistent AI agent I can summon from any of my old Linux ThinkPads by typing two letters: bb.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-built...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-built-blackbox-before-i-could-talk)
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# 2026-09-02
*2026-09-02* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/02/superb.html
Superb.
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# 2026-09-02
*2026-09-02* — https://chrisa.org/2026/09/02/looks-more-real-than-the.html
Looks More Real Than the Stage Prop
> He parked a sharpened guillotine at the Capitol. January 6 had a toy gallows. The coverage still cannot tell them apart.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/looks-m...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/looks-more-real-than-the-stage-prop?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-31
*2026-08-31* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/31/everyone-eats-from-somebodys-hands.html
Everyone Eats From Somebody’s Hands: A guy in a bucket hat said the quiet part on a t-shirt. Both parties have been saying it in a whisper for forty years.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/everyon...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/everyone-eats-from-somebodys-hands)
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# 2026-08-31
*2026-08-31* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/31/the-starving-american-child-who.html
The Starving American Child Who Lives Nowhere
> How food insecurity became starvation, abundance became entitlement, and democracy became a promise it never made
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-sta...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-starving-american-child-who-lives?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-31
*2026-08-31* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/31/the-affluent-dust-bowl-how.html
The Affluent Dust Bowl
> How remote work turned American cities and universities from obligators into attractors—and forced every place to compete with everywhere
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-aff...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-affluent-dust-bowl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-28
*2026-08-28* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/28/america-is-addicted-to-victimhood.html
America is addicted to victimhood and Bridget has a 10 step program for getting off the victimhood drug, reclaiming your agency: no one is coming. [youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ekLMDvkZAzc&si=xiBi_qfiQQbFOzR9)
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# 2026-08-27
*2026-08-27* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/27/going-their-own-way-white.html
Going Their Own Way: White folk have one peculiar superpower: little attachment to the land beneath their feet and a remarkable willingness to leave when life becomes inconvenient.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/going-t...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/going-their-own-way)
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# 2026-08-26
*2026-08-26* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/26/the-united-states-had-more.html
The United States had more than 3,000 operational data centers (with total counts ranging up to about 4,700 to 5,400 total active and older facilities depending on the tracking directory) before the recent surge and public controversy surrounding artificial intelligence (AI) data center expansions.
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# 2026-08-25
*2026-08-25* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/25/rest-in-peace-miss-dolly.html
Rest in Peace, Miss Dolly Parton.
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# 2026-08-24
*2026-08-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/24/the-law-is-not-a.html
The Law Is Not a Force Field
> Rights are real. So are trucks, bullets, fists, and bad decisions.
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-law...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-law-is-not-a-force-field?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-24
*2026-08-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/24/i-prefer-opportunists-to-true.html
I Prefer Opportunists to True Believers Every Time
> On eschatology, immortality, and the four most frightening words in politics: by any means necessary
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-prefe...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-prefer-opportunists-to-true-believers?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-24
*2026-08-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/24/lost-cause-black-sheep-paternalism.html
Lost Cause
> Black Sheep Paternalism and the Compassion of Expecting Nothing
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/lost-ca...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/lost-cause?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-24
*2026-08-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/24/professor-jiang-tells-most-of.html
Professor Jiang tells most of China's secrets in this awesome podcast! Must listen!
[pca.st/episode/6...](https://pca.st/episode/624df02e-2bcf-4f07-9466-def1742ec849)
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# 2026-08-24
*2026-08-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/24/the-worlds-largest-development-program.html
The World's Largest Development Program Has No Headquarters
> Remittances put development money directly into people's hands
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-wor...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-worlds-largest-development-program?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-24
*2026-08-24* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/24/stop-calling-these-people-the.html
Stop Calling These People the Most Vulnerable
> On immigration, remittances, and the dignity of being an adult
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/stop-ca...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/stop-calling-these-people-the-most?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-23
*2026-08-23* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/23/the-elevator-is-a-trick.html
The Elevator Is a Trick and I Have Stopped Trying to Win It
> On desirelessness, collaborative will, and a box that only knows whether you're still asking
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-ele...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-elevator-is-a-trick-and-i-have?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)
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# 2026-08-23
*2026-08-23* — https://chrisa.org/2026/08/23/the-ap-years-the-twoyear.html
The AP Years
> The two-year runway rich kids already get quietly, offered out loud to everyone else
[chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-ap-...](https://chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-ap-years?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1)