Henny Youngbrahaman over here:

“Polonium in the sushi, now dart frog poison. Points for style; show the receipts.”

“Polonium in the sushi, now dart frog poison. Cute story. Where’s the data?”

“Polonium in the sushi, now dart frog poison. Fine. Publish the lab report.”

“Polonium in the sushi, now dart frog poison. Great headline. Proof, please.”

“Polonium in the sushi, now dart frog poison. I’ll believe it when the evidence isn’t classified.”